What the fuck is Dead Dog Mountain?Even DDM are not sure. Some of them think that DDM materialised on Dec. 25 1989. Their first demo, A Puppy For Xmas, appeared among certain blessed people at this time. Those that have ears shall hear. Those that have eyes shall see. Many are called but few are chosen. Sorry, wrong mumbo jumbo. What the fuck is that name all about?Nobody, especially DDM, has a good answer to this question. These are three of the responses you might get:
What the fuck are Dead Dog Mountain like as people?Upright, moral citizens, concerned about the future of this precious microdot of life we call Mother Earth, spinning in the vastness of the universe, should be alarmed that the members of DDM are not currently incarcerated in maximum security penal institutions under conditions of absolute quarantine. What the fuck is Dead Dog Mountains sound like? The DDM Sound System has
to be heard to be believed. DDM would like to take this opportunity
to thank some good friends who built, borrowed and otherwise acquired,
the formidable array of bits and pieces that contribute to the DDM sound.
Respect. You know who you are, but to ensure your safety we will preserve
your anonymity. The sound evolves. What the fuck is Dead Dog Mountains music like?You will recognise it without being able to name it as one particular thing. There are a lot of elements in the mix: Jams and Grooves; Space and Time; Punk; Steppers; Funk; Dub; sounds for Cyborgs; Dance; Hip-Hop; Rap; Jazz; Crap; Snap, Crackle and Pop; Whizbang; Fizzle; and Zap Zippidedoodah- Zippedeedeh. All of that nasty shit guaranteed to fuck with your waistline plus Lyrics to fuck with your mind. No member of the band is a virtuoso musician, but each has their own spice to add to the pot. In DDM the sum is greater than the parts. Less is more. That more or less explains what the fuck the music is like. What the fuck are Dead Dog Mountains lyrics about?Choose from two answers: 1. DDM are on a mission to go where no other lyrics go. The aim is to inform and entertain. DDM deal with some serious shit. DDM have always had conscious lyrics, but their style is to weave a tale illustrating a wider point rather than chanting slogans. DDM are a modern example of the tradition of bards, folk tellers and griots. DDMs wordsmith is a godamm lyrical miracle. 2. Fuck knows. What the fuck are Dead Dog Mountains Politics?DDM stand against injustice and downpression. Historically they have put their limited amounts of money where their much bigger mouth is. For example, most of the gigs they have done have been benefits for various causes. DDMs earliest recorded outbreak was at the time of the Poll Tax. From The Begining the band were committed to the campaign against the tax. In the years since they have fought against fascism and racism while supporting Community Defence, animal rights and anti-roads campaigns. To DDM a shit kicking party is a political thing. DDM unequivocally state their inalienable right to do anything if the money is right. We stand ready to bend over and /or suck. So make us an offer we cant refuse. So where the fuck do Dead Dog Mountain do their Dead Dog DooDoo ?Anywhere they can. They manifest at festivals, community events and at a party near you. Dead Dogs will shit anywhere. You can make it happen. Just wish upon that Dogstar. Just say Yes. Go ahead Funk make DDMs day. Do you feel lucky? All it takes is the Right Stuff. Concerned Citizens can help contain this degradation by suitable contributions to the Keep Dead Dog Mountain Dead Fund c/o DDM.Synister.Com So where the fuck is Dead Dog Mountain? Dr Edd sez: And Now A Message From Our
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