The walls are down

We are now a free multi-racial society

Racism is recognised as the disgusting crime that it is



The iron curtain has fallen democracy and freedom reign

Animals rights have finally been recognised

Everyones recycling

There is no waste

There are no homeless

There are no poor


We are at peace

God goes to Morcombe for his holidays

There is no theft

There is no murder

Pigs fly



No one's been raped in the past 10 years

Every person in the Colsteam Guards is black and female

The stories reported in the Sport are all true

Elvis Presley is alive and well

and living in a squat in New Cross with Lord Lucan



Nobody cries out in pain, fear, or anger

Public Transport is free and gets there on time

all the time

The only trouble is .................

I'm lying




The world is still the sad sick misguided ball of shit that it's always been,
therefore there is still plenty of material for this comag.